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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #75 on: March 14, 2012, 01:33:42 AM »
ME3 ending...

Thanks, not sure what GwtB is though. I just thought the pic looked hilarious :D

Did you check out the bioware link I posted then?

"Gone with the Blastwave" it's a comic. Funny too http://www.blastwave-comic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=1
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #76 on: March 14, 2012, 01:59:31 AM »
Did you check out the bioware link I posted then?

"Gone with the Blastwave" it's a comic. Funny too http://www.blastwave-comic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=1

Well I haven't beaten it yet...so I don't want spoilers. Also I just heard a bunch of gamers are signing a petition to have Bioware change the ending, so I guess it must been pretty excrementey then?
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #77 on: March 14, 2012, 03:34:19 AM »
Really? Is it THAT bad?

Yes.  It is that bad.  Here is how you get the one good ending in the game:  When you see the white platform hit alt-f4.
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #78 on: March 14, 2012, 04:45:00 AM »
Yes.  It is that bad.  Here is how you get the one good ending in the game:  When you see the white platform hit alt-f4.



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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #79 on: March 14, 2012, 05:36:17 AM »
Ok, beat it with perfect paragon ending. I don't see the problem. Crucible destroys Reapers. Earth survives. Anderson saved. TIM dies. Tali runs into Shepard's arms. Shepard says something about them having a future now.

What did you guys get?
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #80 on: March 14, 2012, 05:51:13 AM »
Ok, beat it with perfect paragon ending. I don't see the problem. Crucible destroys Reapers. Earth survives. Anderson saved. TIM dies. Tali runs into Shepard's arms. Shepard says something about them having a future now.

What did you guys get?
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #81 on: March 14, 2012, 05:51:25 AM »
Ok, beat it with perfect paragon ending. I don't see the problem. Crucible destroys Reapers. Earth survives. Anderson saved. TIM dies. Tali runs into Shepard's arms. Shepard says something about them having a future now.

What did you guys get?

Troll...just...just isn't enough. I need something more...

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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #82 on: March 14, 2012, 06:30:31 AM »
Troll...just...just isn't enough. I need something more...
Welcome to the 1st stage of Denial. Have a nice stay  :cry:

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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #83 on: March 14, 2012, 12:19:26 PM »
Wow...and here I was really REALLY hoping you guys were just being picky. But you're right, the ending sucked ass.
 
Spoiler for Hiden:
Kill all synthetics. Mindwash Reapers. Or fuse everyone together. Brilliant Bioware, just frigging brilliant.


Now not only does the ending seem worthless, but now I'm also going to have to endure Dr. Tran prancing about saying "told you so".

I just hope they listen to all the collective groaning and complaints, and make a friggin Alternate Ending Package DLC. excrement, I'm more than willing to pay for it.
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #84 on: March 14, 2012, 01:48:33 PM »

Now not only does the ending seem worthless, but now I'm also going to have to endure Dr. Tran prancing about saying "told you so".


Well let's be honest... Tran would have done that no matter what for some reason. He's insufferable like that. Now he's just also morally justified.  ;D
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #85 on: March 14, 2012, 03:14:51 PM »
Wow...and here I was really REALLY hoping you guys were just being picky. But you're right, the ending sucked ass.
 
Spoiler for Hiden:
Kill all synthetics. Mindwash Reapers. Or fuse everyone together. Brilliant Bioware, just frigging brilliant.


Now not only does the ending seem worthless, but now I'm also going to have to endure Dr. Tran prancing about saying "told you so".

I just hope they listen to all the collective groaning and complaints, and make a friggin Alternate Ending Package DLC. excrement, I'm more than willing to pay for it.

Told you so.

Well let's be honest... Tran would have done that no matter what for some reason. He's insufferable like that. Now he's just also morally justified.  ;D

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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #86 on: March 14, 2012, 03:27:53 PM »
Told you so.

I has a smug.
You forgot the "prancing about" part.

* mikethor007 waits to see if Tran will prance about like that.
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #87 on: March 15, 2012, 12:09:11 AM »
You forgot the "prancing about" part.

* mikethor007 waits to se if Tran will prance about like that.

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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #88 on: March 15, 2012, 02:52:46 AM »
You forgot the "prancing about" part.

* mikethor007 waits to se if Tran will prance about like that.

* The Doctor prances about smugly
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #89 on: March 15, 2012, 02:57:36 AM »
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #90 on: March 15, 2012, 03:41:52 AM »
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #91 on: March 15, 2012, 08:23:39 AM »
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« Reply #92 on: March 15, 2012, 08:28:16 AM »
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Re: Mass Effect 3 User Review... Not so hot
« Reply #93 on: March 15, 2012, 09:07:07 AM »
I realize that you are always prepared for a sudden random phallus, but for your own safety, shut your mouth!