The Doctor raised the blade...preparing to strike, when he heard something. Looking up suddenly, he saw them charging towards him, slaughter in their eyes...
"Wombats!!!!"
They lunged at him, screaming in victory with glory in their hearts; "Aaaarrrgh!" cried The Doctor as they began attacking, "Auuugh! Help! Wombats! Wombats everywhere!!" he cried, struggling as stumbled, fell, crashed and wrestled his way through engineering, the wombats ravaging him mercilessly.
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Tali'Zorah walked into engineering only to witness the rather one-sided battle between The Doctor and the wombats (plus mini-tran).
"Keelah!" exclaimed Tali "What is goi--waaaaaugh!" she cried as she flew through the window into the shuttle bay...mysteriously. Shephard kneeled where Tali lay, screaming "Nooooooo!!" before they were sucked out into space...mysteriously.
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The Doctor was still being ravaged when Spectre Killer Rin emerged on the scene of the crime "What have we here?" he mused "Rin! Over here! Help! Wombats!"; Spectre Rin began searching for clues, to ascertain what had transpired in engineering "Help! Oh please help! Blaaagh!". Spectre Rin first began searching the engine room, as the wombats continued ravaging The Doctor in the background, making his way slowly through the room and back...beginning to build a picture of what happened "Wombats...too...viscious...why...won't you...turn around!? What? Arrrgh! What are doing to my face!". Spectre Rin turned around after he thought he heard a noise, before seeing the violent one-sided scuffle "Oh my gosh! Those wombats are mauling our poor innocent Doctor! I'll save you!" cried Spectre Rin as he charged into the melee unleashing his fully charged biotics "What? No, wait! Aaiiiigh!" cried The Doctor as he flew backwards from the blast, bouncing off the hull and crashing into the elevator "Go Doctor! I'll cover you!" cried Spectre Rin as he charged again at the wombats.
The Doctor awoke on the crew deck, groggy and very very sore "Ungh...what on earth did I do to Grif to deserve this?" he muttered, before looking up to see SirEmilCrane floating before him "Crane! It's y--"
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I AM THE VANGUARD OF AUSTRALIA'S DESTRUCTION!"
"Um...okay?"
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I WILL BE THE GENESIS OF NEW ZEALANDS PERFECTION!"
"Huh? What are y--?"
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THROUGH THE ARTIFACT I HAVE SEEN MY DESTINY! I W---"
"Why are glowi--?"
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SILENCE MORTAL!"
"I hate you!" snapped The Doctor
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WHAT."
"Grif has always given you special treatment! Like that harem! How come I didn't get a harem!? And you also threw out my milk that time!"
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THAT MILK WAS EXPIRED!"
"Your face is expired!"
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HOW DARE YOU! I WILL RENDER YOU INTO BI--"
Suddenly an English voice called out, laced with sarcasm "I hate to interrupt your little reunion..."
They both turned around. It was Dr. Chawkwas.
A) Have Reaper-Crane and The Doctor team up
B) Have Reaper-Crane and The Doctor go their seperate ways
C) Punish the writer severely for the Tali scene
End of Conclusion: Part 3
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