Welp, just experienced my first intimate moment with the bathroom floor. Been lying sick in bed the entire day, and was getting ready for the night. Next thing I know there's a pressure over my chest and then I'm stumbling towards the bathroom to puke, only to black out and suddenly lie headlong on the bathroom floor. Now I'm somehow feeling better than I did before, and I can cross blacking out over my list of experiences.
Another day, another adventure.