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Offline Grif101

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Re: Funny Stories Thread
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2012, 07:18:02 AM »
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM IS DELICIOUS!"

"Too cold, it hurt's my teeth!"

"Wait, when did we start talking about this?" asked Spectre Rin

Reaper-Crane and The Doctor both turned to look at him.

"What?" asked Spectre Rin

"Aren't you supposed to be off fighting the wombat horde?" asked The Doctor

"AND WHERE DID YOU COME FROM ANYWAYS?"

"Good question" said Dr. Chawkwas

"Ohhhh right...my epic fight with the wombats...thanks for reminding me, see ya!" said Spectre Rin before taking off.

"SERIOUSLY...WHERE DID HE COME FROM? I DIDN'T SEE HIM COME UP THE ELEVATOR OR ANYTHING...IT'S LIKE HE JUST APPEARED"

"Anyways back to the business at hand..." said Dr. Chawkwas

"What is the business at hand anyways?" asked The Doctor

"Didn't you listen to anything I just said?" asked Dr. Chawkwas tersly

"DOESN'T ANYONE CARE THAT A SPECTRE JUST MAGICALLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWH---"

"No!" They both exclaimed

Reaper-Crane just glared at them...but remained quiet.

"Anyways, as I was saying earlier you two have been gone a long time, and much has changed since then. While you two were gone it turned out Tali saved herself from the clutches of Big Bird, and returned safe and sound."

"So you're saying our quest is over?" asked The Doctor

"Pretty much yes, so it looks like you can head on home Doctor"

"But that can't be true...if that was the case Grif would've sent me back...wait...maybe not..." mused The Doctor

"Who is this 'Grif' I keep hearing you mention anyways?" asked Dr. Chawkwas

"He's the sadistic bastard that started all this--wait...you said Tali returned? Then that means...oh...oh dear..." said Dr. Tran

"What? What is it?"

"Well I think I saw her and Commander Shephard get ejected into space while I was being mauled by--" The Doctor was saying

"What!?" yelled Dr. Chawkwas "Why didn't you mention this sooner!? Are you touched in the head or something!?"

"Hey get off my back lady! I just got mauled by wombats and a genocidal cyborg hamster!" retorted The Doctor

"ARE YOU REALLY THAT SURPRISED HE DIDN'T MENTION IT? AND I SUSPECT THE OTHER QUESTION WAS RHETORICAL"

"You're unbelievable! Joker, turn this ship around and start searching for the Commander and Miss Zorah!" ordered Dr. Chawkwas "And YOU two will being going EVA to rescue them!"

"...Bugger" muttered The Doctor



Alright I know I said this would be the last one, but the conversation on longer than I planned...so I'll leave you with these options:

A) End the story here anyways
B) Have Tali and Shephard get recued alive
C)Have their bodies recovered
D) Have Big Bird return (this might prolong the series, so only choose if you're willing to see this go on longer)
E) A combination of B and D
I'm back people...


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Re: Funny Stories Thread
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2012, 08:40:39 AM »
E :D
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