Emir Issa II woke up to the sound of a digital alarm clock singing Tik Tok by Kesha, somehow knowing how to hit the snooze button despite never even seeing an alarm clock before.
He got out of his golden jewel-encrusted bed with a groan, before suddenly realizing what he had just done.
"What in Yarmook is that thing?!" Gilgamesh shouted, springing up from his bed and staring at the digital alarm clock like it was some sort of demonic device
He instantly summoned his golden armor, along with a giant axe, and sliced the digital alarm clock -along with the wooden table that it was on- in half. "Was it some sort of disguised jinni? Or did that whore Ishtar set up a magical prank?" He wondered, pacing around the room
Soon, he noticed that it was night; which was odd, considering he was awake almost the entire night yesterday. Looking outside of the window, he found that there was a gigantic heart-shaped moon in the sky along with big mechanical being flying in the sky with glowing wings.
"I have a feeling I'm not in Derris Kharlan anymore..."
King George XIV woke up from all the ruckus caused by the Emir.Suddenly the door to the room opened, and on the other side what looked to be a Real Estate Agent with his head turned towards a young couple "And you see here, this is the Master Bedr.." Turning back to the room to see the two men inside of the bed. "THAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THIS HOUSE!" he yelled before taking out two knives and throwing them at the headboard behind King George and Emir
"Wha-!? Who are you!? What are you doing in my Royal Bedchamber!? And why did you destroy this alarm clock!"
King George looked beside him, at the rumpled covers "Were you sleeping in my bed...while I was still in it!?"
King George XIV woke up from all the ruckus caused by the Emir."You should be happy that an Emir such as myself would even consider sleeping in the same bed as you, mongrel!" Issa said "And that was you who tried to assassinate me with that devilish device?!" The Emir shouted, bringing up his axe
"Wha-!? Who are you!? What are you doing in my Royal Bedchamber!? And why did you destroy this alarm clock!"
King George looked beside him, at the rumpled covers "Were you sleeping in my bed...while I was still in it!?"
Suddenly the door to the room opened, and on the other side what looked to be a Real Estate Agent with his head turned towards a young couple "And you see here, this is the Master Bedr.." Turning back to the room to see the two men inside of the bed. "THAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THIS HOUSE!" he yelled before taking out two knives and throwing them at the headboard behind King George and Emir"Why in Babylon does a real estate agent have knives?! Mongrel, let's put our differences aside for now!" The Emir shouted to George, grabbing him and jumping out of the window with him in tow
"You should be happy that an Emir such as myself would even consider sleeping in the same bed as you, mongrel!" Issa said "And that was you who tried to assassinate me with that devilish device?!" The Emir shouted, bringing up his axe
"Why in Babylon does a real estate agent have knives?! Mongrel, let's put our differences aside for now!" The Emir shouted to George, grabbing him and jumping out of the window with him in tow
...From the 5th floor.
"Mongrel!" shouted King George "How dare you filth!"Looking up, the group noticed the real-estate agent looking at them through the window above shaking there fist before jumping out after them wearing some sort of flying device in his feet "YOUR GOING TO DIE INTRUDERS!"
They then fell all the way, both yelling, before landing in a pile of hippies, in front of King Lami.
"What the hell man!" one of the bruised hippies yelled.
"By Saint George! Vile hippies! I shall slay you all for your impertinence!" yelled King George, before pulling out his Saber and doing battle with the hippie horde.
King Lami looked upon this scene with curiosity.
"Mongrel!" shouted King George "How dare you filth!"
They then fell all the way, both yelling, before landing in a pile of hippies, in front of King Lami.
"What the hell man!" one of the bruised hippies yelled.
"By Saint George! Vile hippies! I shall slay you all for your impertinence!" yelled King George, before pulling out his Saber and doing battle with the hippie horde.
King Lami looked upon this scene with curiosity.
"Mongrel!" shouted King George "How dare you filth!""How dare you 'hippies' pollute my air with your foul hashish-smelling breath! Gates of Babylon!" Issa shouted, pulling out a giant chainsaw/musket/flamethrower/quantum particle gatling laser hybrid from an orange portal and aiming it towards the hippies
They then fell all the way, both yelling, before landing in a pile of hippies, in front of King Lami.
"What the hell man!" one of the bruised hippies yelled.
"By Saint George! Vile hippies! I shall slay you all for your impertinence!" yelled King George, before pulling out his Saber and doing battle with the hippie horde.
King Lami looked upon this scene with curiosity.
"Finally, reinforcements!" King Lami shouted, they where going to eat me if I stopped singing, but now I will take part in the battle of hippie hill!""An Emir does not settle for a mere fief, mongrel! I'll take your money, half of your kingdom, and your treasures; I'd ask for your wife, but she's already mine." Issa said with a laugh, firing upon the hippies with glee
He drew his two-handed sword and charged to the side of King George, "I'll give you a fief if we survive this peasant!"
Looking up, the group noticed the real-estate agent looking at them through the window above shaking there fist before jumping out after them wearing some sort of flying device in his feet "YOUR GOING TO DIE INTRUDERS!""Son of a Khaneeth..."
"An Emir does not settle for a mere fief, mongrel! I'll take your money, half of your kingdom, and your treasures; I'd ask for your wife, but she's already mine." Issa said with a laugh, firing upon the hippies with glee"uhh, my wife is dead..." Lami returned to him rather shocked.
"uhh, my wife is dead..." Lami returned to him rather shocked.
He also blocked the lasers with his sword like a jedi.
"uhh, my wife is dead..." Lami returned to him rather shocked."Really? The woman labeled 'Lami's wife' back at my harem says otherwise." The Emir said with a laugh, continuing laughing as he chainsawed an armored hippie in half
He also blocked the lasers with his sword like a jedi.
The real estate agent landed behind them holding what happened to be a gun that shot lasers, pointing it directly at the group. "You just cost me the sale of my life! PREPARE TO DIE!" pulling the trigger"Your gun may fire lasers, but mine fires quantum lasers!" Issa exclaimed, aiming his massive weapon at the agent, "Eat QCLs real estate mongrel!" He shouted, quantumly firing his quantum gatling laser while wondering what exactly the word 'Quantum' meant and why it made everything so incredibly powerful
Suddenly a Cyborg Space Dragon appeared, firing antimatter gatlings, nuclear missiles and breathing out plasma at the hippie horde.
"Dragoncus! My faithful steed! I knew you would come to my aid!"
The hippies didn't stand a chance, their bodies making a mountain of which the trio stood upon. Suddenly, the Real Estate Agent came at them with a Battle Axe.
"Did you forget me!? Huh!?"
"Really? The woman labeled 'Lami's wife' back at my harem says otherwise." The Emir said with a laugh, continuing laughing as he chainsawed an armored hippie in half
The real Estate agent got hit by the quantum lasers, flying backwards out of the area.
Meanwhile, the battle of the hippies had just been finishing up, blood spilled everywhere. Just as the group settled, they started to hear sounds in the sky, looking up they saw vast amounts of flying ships in the sky, with a visible heart shaped moon in the sky
The real Estate agent got hit by the quantum lasers, flying backwards out of the area."Verily I say! Advance upon us, mongrels!" Issa shouted, subtitles magically appearing beneath him that said 'Come at me bro!'
Meanwhile, the battle of the hippies had just been finishing up, blood spilled everywhere. Just as the group settled, they started to hear sounds in the sky, looking up they saw vast amounts of flying ships in the sky, with a visible heart shaped moon in the sky
"Come commoners! Climb onto Dragoncus! He will take us to safety!""But that mongrel is filthy! And it smells of dung!"
"Verily I say! Advance upon us, mongrels!" Issa shouted, subtitles magically appearing beneath him that said 'Come at me bro!'
"But that mongrel is filthy! And it smells of dung!"
"Verily I say! Advance upon us, mongrels!" Issa shouted, subtitles magically appearing beneath him that said 'Come at me bro!'
"But that mongrel is filthy! And it smells of dung!"
The three waited 5 mintues, but sadly the flying ships didn't come any closer, but stay at the same distance, peacefully flying ahead"It's a jinni! Take cover mongrels!" Issa shouted, blowing the alien's left hand off with his musket
"The hell you doing?" A blueskinned alien with a wierd symbol on the back of his hand, wearing a hawaiian shirt replied
"It's a jinni! Take cover mongrels!" Issa shouted, blowing the alien's left hand off with his musket
Dragoncus then stirred, before eating the strange alien whole.The Fe'Juk came out with no trouble, looking disgusted "WHAT THE HELL!" He replied "I'm going to go straight to the Unanian Embassy and tell them to throw you all in prison!" waving his arm in the air as he began to float, flying away into the distance. Within minutes alarms went off throughout the city, speaker-phones telling of the criminals location
"Dragoncus! No! Spit that creature out! You don't know where it's been, or if it's even healthy for you!"
The Fe'Juk came out with no trouble, looking disgusted "WHAT THE HELL!" He replied "I'm going to go straight to the Unanian Embassy and tell them to throw you all in prison!" waving his arm in the air as he began to float, flying away into the distance. Within minutes alarms went off throughout the city, speaker-phones telling of the criminals location
King George turned to the others "All right, now everyone on Dragoncus! He won't eat you, and I don't care what he smells like! You, Tzolem! Get on too!""Nope.avi."Mihaj said, before his face twisted into the grotesque grin that was the Troll face, and then shot off like a rocket in the sky riding something that looked like a mix between a cat and a poptart.
King George turned to the others "All right, now everyone on Dragoncus! He won't eat you, and I don't care what he smells like! You, Tzolem! Get on too!""I would have preferred getting on the majestic-looking toast feline, at least it wasn't a mongrel." Issa said, teleporting onto Dragoncus
"I would have preferred getting on the majestic-looking toast feline, at least it wasn't a mongrel." Issa said, teleporting onto Dragoncus
As the others got on, Dragoncus took off into space. King George commented "How odd we didn't die from suffocation yet. Normally there is no air in space."Issa suddenly turned into golden dust particles, before reforming behind the Heavy; stabbing him with a katana.
Suddenly the TF2 Heavy blipped into existence next to Issa, yelling "Sandvich!" before punching him off into space.
Issa suddenly turned into golden dust particles, before reforming behind the Heavy; stabbing him with a katana.
"You gave me a black eye! You mongrel!" Issa shouted
Suddenly the others noticed that the roof itself was being breached, with multiple holes being made.Suddenly as soon as the hole was made, Oxygen rushed out of the cabin, Depressurizing the entire ship, sending the marines flying towards the star systems sun
"Damn! These rebels are persistant! We now appear to be surrounded." growled the Gu'ush, preparing for the next wave.
The holes became breached, and the others instantly aimed their weapons up, but were surprised to see instead of rebels Commonwealth Marines rapelling down, firing as they went. The remaining Croiz attackers were momentarily stunned...which proved fatal as the others concentrated their fire, pinning them down.
The Marine Captain yelled "Secure the delegates and neutralize the hostile intruders! Go! Go! Go!" as the Marines took up superior firing positions, while others moved to support the bodyguards directly.
Suddenly as soon as the hole was made, Oxygen rushed out of the cabin, Depressurizing the entire ship, sending the marines flying towards the star systems sun
The others watched on, before seeing another strange sight. Emperor Justinian was propelled out of the station, along with his Crusaders, swords raised high.
Emperor Justinian could be heard saying in the distance "Come Brothers! Let us float on to glory and slay this vile beast!"
"I say" said King George "Are they trying to attack those poor fellows?"
"Of course not Mongrel" said Emir Issa "They're attack that giant thing out there" he said, pointing to a large object to their right.
The giant object was none other than Fruit gently-carresser Prime.(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4344/1774702-juicebot_02_large.png)
The Crusaders began to sing Hymns of Glory about their leader, and how far up he could plant his boot in any Enemy's ass.
"Take this and Take that!" The Emperor swung his sword, which Destroyed entire planets as he swung the blade.
"Damnable Beast! I Seem to be having some trouble hitting this massive creature....All those innocent Croiz lives that were extinguished.....I didn't mean to cut those planets up." The Emperor said as he shed a tear thinking of the poor Xenos, and how they would have to find some where else to breed like rabbits.
What the Emperor didn't know is that the Planets were also Fruit, and The Fruit gently-carresser made its way toward the giant Slices, as it began to violate the Innocent fruit with its pelvic thrusts.
The Emperor and his Crusaders floated towards Fruit gently-carresser Prime, yelling defiance and vengeance. However, a swarm of Fruit gently-carressers the size of a galactic arm flew to their master's defence, engulfing the Emperor and his Crusaders.((This song must be played FOREVER!)) (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/480100)
((This song must be played FOREVER!)) (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/480100)
The Emperor said one thing," I'D LIKE SOME POUND CAKE!" One of the Paladins said the rights of Holy Pound Cake, and the Pound cake was summoned.
Justinian Om Nom'd to his hearts Content, then a Godly Power fist appeared on each hand as he began punching though the massive amounts of robot, the Power of the Pound Cake Flowing through him, the Blessed Mana from Heaven.
He Punched his way straight through as he headed toward the Massive Fruit gently-carressing machine, flying through space at high speeds.
"Sir, Orion Company ready to deploy!"
Nelson nodded "Launch!" he ordered.
Down below decks the pilots saw the greenlight flash on, before the whirling sound of the atmosphere being evacuated filled the area, before dissapating.
"Orion Company, you are cleared for launch. Godspeed out there."
"Confirmed control, deploying now."
The dropships left their launch bay, and along with the other strike teams, headed for the Artifact.
The Emperor addressed his squad of elite Juggernauts from the Crimson Angel Chapters first company.
"Brothers! We now deploy against the Xenos! The foul creatures known as the Shadows! Their Evil has no limits and now we bring the light of the Lord Almighty to them! We shall send them in the abyss, as Hell shall not have them and neither will Heaven! This is the curse all Xenos Suffer! Now We go on to purge them for the good of all the Faithful, for the Good of Humanity!" Justinian raised his crackling powerfist into the air as the Juggernaughts gave a shout of exaltation to the Lord.
They Boarded a Drop pod, The Strike Cruiser got in close to the Artifact and fired the pod at high speeds to the Artifact where it would impact and offload its dangerous cargo.
Play This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuSsqSw361U#)"This is it The chance we have been waiting for!" A MIDAF Alliance representative responded over FleetComm "MIDAF Alliance out! We Will see you on the other side" A Fe'juk finished over Armada communication as pods shot off the sides of every MIDAF Alliance vessel, it switching to auto pilot to auto-pilot, merging with FleetComm allowing the AI's within FleetComm to take command and still enact war upon the Shadow ships in space. Rivera came up on communications "My Fleet is ready to board. I'll see you all on the ground" "Alright, We'll keep you covered up here" Wallace replied "We wont let any shadows time to board the structure. I'll see you when your done." "Noted, Sir" Rivera finished, his entire fleet lighting up in the light of all the pods from the fleet bring sent off into space. All of the Unani Ground Military with it.
Cartax gave a nod. A blue light suddenly turned on inside the pod. "Alright, get ready!"he shouted over a loud buzz that sounded in the pod before it was shot off into space like a bullet towards the Artifact.
"Dammit!"said the pieces of Cartax's head. "Can someone piece me together? I can't see!"he yelled somehow, and the Shazcoi started floating after the small pieces that got spread out in space and attempting to puzzle them back together.Suddenly, the Hooded Man came out of nowhere; piecing together Cartax's in two seconds flat with his unbelievably fast and dexterous fingers.
Suddenly, the Hooded Man came out of nowhere; piecing together Cartax's in two seconds flat with his unbelievably fast and dexterous fingers.
Cartax looked at the Hooded Man with appreciation, "Wow, thanks! But seriously, who are yo-"
Before Cartax could finish the sentence, the Hooded Man disappeared; leaving behind a small key shaped like a sword with a crescent moon keychain attached to it behind.
Jij picked up the key, looking at the keychain with curiosity. "Oh my god...I've figured out who he-!" She began
Unfortunately, before she could finish her sentence; the overhead Shadow Dreadnought did an impossible 180 degree turn and aimed it's main cannon towards her. Oddly enough, despite the fact that the Shadows had never even spoken before, she knew what the ship was telling her.
"Bitch, let them figure out by themselves. Goddamn major hint right there." The ship spoke, with only her being able to hear it
The Narrator turned, figuratively speaking, to the Dreadnought "Dammit Dreadnought, you are ruining my scene!" he yelled, before magically plucking Justinian and repeatedly bashing him against the hull in a primal fury."Behold, Mongrels!"
"Oh gawd, someone help me!" screamed the Emperor "Agh! Help! Juggernaughts! To arms! I am being beaten by a sadistic narrator! Argh!"
"Behold, Mongrels!"Breaking his chains he booted the Emir back through the portal and closed it.
Suddenly, the Emperor was chained up by a bunch of long chains and thrown into the wall; releasing the Narrator's hold on him.
"What? Who did that?!" The Narrator shouted "Nobody can interfere with me, those are the rules!" He added, before turning to see a man garbed in golden armor with a huge golden portal behind him that had the chains retracting into it near the Dreadnought
"I am the rules!" Emir Issa II said, with King George XIV, and King Lami the Singer riding upon Draconus the Cyber Dragon next to him
Breaking his chains he booted the Emir back through the portal and closed it.
"Get back to your own game! We are busy with our futuristic ridiculousness!" Justinian said.
"Now back to thinking on how to breach this ridiculous artifacts hull." Justinian said as he floated around in space.
As the Armada faced it last moments...they beheld a wonderous sight. The Artifact began to light up...building up a charge...its light glowing brighter and even repelling the nearby Shadows...As the light went off, a reddish colour started to emanate from the artifact, As the light passed through every ones ships, explosions were heard coming from the drive cores, instantly destroying and deactivating the armadas ability to Warp, Dimensional Shift, FTL, and Slipspace.
"They did it" whispered Nelson "Praise God in heaven...they did it"
The light began to grow stronger...
(Play Rin's song, might as well complete the ME Theme :P)
"The two other embassies we have are for the Edolas and the Unani." Alina said. "Seeing your relations with them we are not expecting that you would want yours by them. Understanding that we can let you build at a different location within the Capitol."