Emir Issa II woke up to the sound of a digital alarm clock singing Tik Tok by Kesha, somehow knowing how to hit the snooze button despite never even seeing an alarm clock before.
He got out of his golden jewel-encrusted bed with a groan, before suddenly realizing what he had just done.
"What in Yarmook is that thing?!" Gilgamesh shouted, springing up from his bed and staring at the digital alarm clock like it was some sort of demonic device
He instantly summoned his golden armor, along with a giant axe, and sliced the digital alarm clock -along with the wooden table that it was on- in half. "Was it some sort of disguised jinni? Or did that whore Ishtar set up a magical prank?" He wondered, pacing around the room
Soon, he noticed that it was night; which was odd, considering he was awake almost the entire night yesterday. Looking outside of the window, he found that there was a gigantic heart-shaped moon in the sky along with big mechanical being flying in the sky with glowing wings.
"I have a feeling I'm not in Derris Kharlan anymore..."