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List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« on: July 19, 2011, 02:23:50 AM »
Alright this game is simple. To set the scene here is the basic story. You are in a Generic SuperStore and you are to chose 3 or less Items which would make the cashier the most confused, or questioning.

For Example...
  • An Axe
  • Gas
  • Matches

Your goal is to create the most interesting, or comedic combination. Be creative, and feel free to continuously post to 1up each other. For all purposes intended, this store Sells anything and everything
« Last Edit: July 19, 2011, 02:46:37 AM by killer rin »

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2011, 02:30:11 AM »
they sell axes at grocery stores? is this a walmart?
in that case;
knife
gun amunition
cooler

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2011, 02:31:49 AM »
Chainsaw
Gas
Shovel
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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2011, 02:39:13 AM »
Hockey Mask
Cutlery set
Plastic trash bags.
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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2011, 03:03:52 AM »
9 Iron.
Rubber Duck.
10 galons of Lime Yellow paint.
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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2011, 03:08:44 AM »
wii
wii
wii

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2011, 03:11:36 AM »
Heres a simple comedic one..

Pregnancy Test
Pack of Coat-hangers

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2011, 03:12:02 AM »
Prune juice
Bran Flakes
Bucket
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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2011, 03:15:39 AM »
I'll need a case of motor oil, a pair of pink panties, and a blond wig.

Or a jar of mayonnaise, a stopwatch, and a bible...
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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2011, 03:19:40 AM »
Lemon Pepper
Tiny paper plates
Goldfish from the pet section
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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2011, 03:24:59 AM »
Ammonia, Clorox, and a water cooler would be in my cart.



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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2011, 04:06:33 AM »
Can I get some condoms, some diapers and a video camera?
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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2011, 05:53:21 PM »
Candy, Rope, and a Windowless van from the car department

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2011, 10:35:24 PM »
Sodium (metal form).
Gel Cap.
Bottle of Water.
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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2011, 11:06:03 PM »
A bar of soap
Gas
6 pack of beer

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2011, 12:14:07 AM »
CD with Justin Bieber
Ear muffs
12-pack of body bags

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2011, 12:46:03 AM »
condoms, beer, gun

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2011, 12:56:51 AM »
heres a good one: Ski mask, chainsaw, torch >:D

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2011, 11:42:56 AM »
Skates, rubber duck, electric guitar

That oughta cause some confusion.

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2011, 03:20:23 PM »
Tutu, Latex gloves, bananas.
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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2011, 08:35:57 AM »
oil, wood, and a torch
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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2011, 10:17:28 AM »
cooking oil, teddy bear and a bible
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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2011, 04:49:24 PM »
Coat hangers, a thermos, and a bottle of jack.

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2011, 09:17:50 PM »
Bottle Of Nivea -cream
Playboy magazine
A Rat Trap.

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Re: List 3 Items [Forum Game]
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2011, 02:36:56 AM »
To get the right effect you need to buy these three items every day for about a month

Liter of Whiskey
12 pack of condoms
10 blank CDs
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