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PBP Games / Re: Frontier: Cold Shock
« Last post by Grif101 on March 06, 2017, 09:29:15 PM »
Neal meanwhile rolled his eyes as Allan started nerding out over the giant killer insect, while inwardly he made sure to pay attention to Ursea's answer, it could prove useful in case the abomination turned hostile and needed to be put down or at least distracted. At this he also started studying the creature, looking for anything that might prove to be a weak point.

"Shoot it?" he thought to himself "Ideal answer, however natural armour might prove formidable. Pistol's not an option, carbine would be best. Knife it? Where though? Underside looks weak, but so are my intestines, don't want to be under it. Might have to wrestle it, not ideal, probably be hugged to death, death by Suu-Suu too embarrassing to be acceptable. Kurg might get angry, smaller but bone and muscle much denser than mine. Neck snap? No, neck muscles too tense, might think I'm massaging it, probably try to sleep with me then. Pelvic bones would be crushed, testicles atomized, not even my type. Unacceptable. Only chance is range."

All these thoughts went through Neal's head in an instant, though he made sure to keep his expression mild still and keep up his mental chaff. He then noticed the giant cat creature, Khrelan, nod off in the corner. Well that was just playing right into the stereotype, all that was missing was a sunbeam.

Neal leaned forward, snapping out the words in his officer's voice "Mittens! Wake up! Are we boring you?"
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PBP Discussion / Re: OOC: Frontier: Cold Shock
« Last post by mikethor007 on March 06, 2017, 06:28:05 PM »
:teehee:
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PBP Games / Re: Frontier: Cold Shock
« Last post by mikethor007 on March 06, 2017, 06:25:29 PM »
Khrelan didn't have much to say about the general discussion being made at the meeting room table. Meeting the last member of the team was indeed important but, aside from that, people were mainly picking at each other. He decided to keep to himself and go back to reading his electronic book.

The chapter he was currently reading was comprised mostly of corporate intrigue, no real action, which was taking its toll on his alertness. Khrelan started nodding at the table, until he colsed his eyes and unceremoniously fell asleep.

At first his dreams were an undecipherable fog, a misty landscape in a nondescript planet, where nothing of import really happened. It was just the mist rolling over the landscape. Not a creature in sight. An alien sun barely over the horizon, which in terran terms, meant it was just past daybreak.

Khrelan sat on a rock on top of a cliff, looking at a mostly grey sea.

Blasted planet, there's nothing here. No minerals, no resources, just this blasted mist rolling over the landscape. I'm tired of this.

But as soon as he got up, the cliff cracked with an ear splitting noise, sending Khrelan tumbling into the sea below.

He crashed through the surface of the water, but instead of sinking to the bottom, he just fell on top of a pilot seat inside a fighter. The "sea" outside of the ship slowly turned into the vastness of space, background stars gradually winking into existence. And then everything outside of the cockpit's window started exploding.
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Off Topic / Re: Talk about your day
« Last post by Tobbs on March 05, 2017, 08:50:20 PM »
Oh, and they are planning to do the same with all the other Star Wars movies, since they found out that all of them have similar Chinese subtexting.
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Off Topic / Re: Talk about your day
« Last post by Tobbs on March 05, 2017, 08:41:04 PM »
Today I - along with two others - watched Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West. Backstory: some dudes found a copy of Revenge of the Sith with poorly written Chinese subtexts. They put these subtexts through Google Translate and dubbed the entire movie after them, with voice actors also trying to sound like the characters in the movie. This resulted in names and words like Hopeless Situation Warrior (Jedi Knight), Allah Gold (Anakin Skywalker), Ratio Tile (Obi-Wan Kenobi), Wishpower  (The Force), and Black Influence  (The Dark Side).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XziLNeFm1ok&t=2231s
It's amazing.
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Off Topic / Re: Talk about your day
« Last post by Tobbs on March 05, 2017, 10:50:20 AM »
Ohmagahd I'm gone for a day and Ragez turns old D:

Happy post-b-day! 😃
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Off Topic / Re: Talk about your day
« Last post by mikethor007 on March 05, 2017, 02:21:09 AM »
Thanks guuuuuuys!

and girl!

And bots of undetermindate gender!
Happy birthday!
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Off Topic / Re: Talk about your day
« Last post by Ragez on March 05, 2017, 12:39:25 AM »
Thanks guuuuuuys!

and girl!

And bots of undetermindate gender!
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PBP Discussion / Re: OOC: Frontier: Cold Shock
« Last post by LordNecross on March 04, 2017, 10:54:23 PM »
I'll make a post to move this along tonight when I get home.

Then after reactions questions and such, I will move us to the tutorial mission.
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Off Topic / Re: Talk about your day
« Last post by LordNecross on March 04, 2017, 07:53:09 PM »
happy day of birth!
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